did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
Mmmm whatcha sayyyy
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
Them fujoshits are vicious, AmiAmi’s all sold of of Bakumatsu Rock, pretty much everything in the “bishonen” category is sold out, lord have mercy
HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP ITS SO CUTE I’M DYING SEND HELP OH MY FUCKING GOD
The day I start tagging my text posts as “meme” and “funny” and “LOL” is the day I want you all to inbox me at once and ask me where I live
A nun, a dinosaur and the president of the USA get on a train.
They all die.
There is no punchline.
Reminder that I was wearing bags on my head before it was cool