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I always find it fascinating to see who mains who in fighting games, sometimes it says a lot about a person, other times it just surprises you a bit

and then there’s cases like me where I just want to throw my character’s titties, ass or sexual innuendos in your face as you KO, simply because I can

You know, despite being a SH fan, and even loving the shit out of the first Parasite Eve, I could never really get into the RE series at all. It just wasn’t my thing, and I never could figure out why.

please fund my games so I can hire someone to make an OP song that isn’t utter shit also voice actors

that’s literally all I need cash for at this point

CANADA ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

IT’S ALMOST THE  END OF FUCKING APRIL

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHITE BULLSHIT PILING UP ON MY BACK DECK

IT CERTAINLY ISN’T SPERM, I’LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH

Accidentally witnessed some asshole giving a dolphin a blowjob

that French drowning simulator has gotten me all heated, there are so many goddamn things wrong with that thing, all I learned from that is not to trust French men on a boat

But let’s be a bit serious here.

If you are overweight or plump or whatever the hell you wanna call yourself, don’t be afraid to cosplay like that, so long as it looks like you put effort into it (as all cosplayers should, bunch of lazy louts). As a person who’s part of the porn artist community, you see a lot of fellow artists who like women who are on the larger side, because it’s erotic to look at an image and see how squeezable the lady is. Or something.There’s probably a science behind it. Erectionology. A lot of art of characters drawn in a more plump manner still look good, so I reckon that even if 2D doesn’t translate to 3D too well, it’s probably still good.

All I’m saying is that it’s not totally frowned upon, so long as you’re a presentable human being that doesn’t reek because they don’t wash in the right spots. Goodness, don’t do that. Only freaks enjoy that.

I was gonna say, if you’re ever unconfident about cosplaying because you aren’t a twig, remember Chouzuki Maryou, but she’s a uh gravure model so uhh

My only advice here is to not be Pixyteri and leave it at that.

I don’t understand people. One minute they’re like “viva la revolution” and the next they’re being hypocrites about whatever they were against.

It’s quite confusing. But I guess grey area has to exist.

Writing out detailed symptoms of a disease for muh game

this shit is brutal, it literally churns your insides up and spits them out any hole in the form of blood and pulp, and then this giant rash tries to eat your body and dry it out so that when your heart finally explodes inside you and you die, your body will crumble ASAP and the wind will carry fragments of you off to infect other people.

I am not a scientist, I do not understand how this shit works, but fuck it, it’s fantasy and this shit needs to pose an actual threat.