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I wanted to go see A Dame to Kill For, since it’s in theatres now, but I don’t have $14 to pony up for a movie ticket, not to mention even if I did, I’d be marching in all alone, and I’m too much of a nervous trainwreck to go it alone, I mean, I could, but all the time I’d be fidgety and wishing there was someone here to make snide remarks to.

"in Elona you can marry a pet" time to fire up Elona I guess

I really liked Planet Terror better than Death Proof, it felt more, um, consistent? Complete?

Like, Death Proof could’ve been something good, I was feelin’ it up until the second arc started, but it felt all over the place and a bit cheap, and I’m usually fond of Tarantino films. Planet Terror was tacky and shit, but it felt like a consistent plot, and it was thoroughly fun to watch.

Then again, I’m no film connoisseur, so what the fuck do I know.

they’re ramming this shitlick off the road without considering that it’s not even their car

well, it was already totaled I guess, may as well go the extra mile

wait, isn’t that the nurse lady from Planet Terror

THERE IT GOES

OH NO HER FOOT, GET IT IN

SHIT FUCK HOLY FUCK STUNTMAN MIKE IS SCARY SHIT

Stuntman Mike a creep, holy shit I’d be terrified if I met him

I want one of those Bakumatsu Rock T-shirts that say “UNMASKED” on the front, unless they’ve got the entire honking star on the back that’s one of the best power-level hiding shirts I’ve ever seen.

shit, I’d pay good money for Werewolf Women of the SS, especially if it has Nicolas Cage in it as a Chinese man